all time is relative, lunch time doubly so
The eldest is having her first sleepover, and an argument was in full swing that needed some intercession:
R: Nicci, how many hours are there in a day ?
R: See ! I told you ! Hahahahahahaha!
C: No. But. You. But…
R: You said there were 30 !
C: Yes, but I was including the night
Hmm, maybe Ray Bradbury was right, and we do have Martians amongst us already…