Marksman Called In To Kill Kingstons Pigeons (from Surrey Comet): http://www.surreycomet.co.uk/news/localnews/display.var.1039169.0.marksman_called_in_to_kill_kingstons_pigeons.php
Uninspiring article, amazing comments: don’t read them whilst drinking any sort of liquid unless you want to buy a new keyboard…
[Via Scary Duck, a wholly inappropriate site. Wonderful.]