UserFriendly: http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20041028&mode=classic

Oh dear – the Temple of Jobs is no longer a secret society ! The hidden message has been decoded…

Dihydrogen Monoxide Research Division – dihydrogen monoxide
info: http://www.dhmo.org/

This is a seriously dangerous chemical, and questions need to be asked of your local politcal candidate as to why there isn’t tighter legislation on the availability of it.

For those interpid souls who are brave enough to experiment with it in your own home, do take care to read the appropriate datasheets concerning warnings and handling information:

http://www.dhmo.org/msdsdhmo.html
http://www.hsegroup.com/hse/text/water.htm

(What do you mean, I’m slow ?
Domain ID: D7689944-LROR
Domain Name: DHMO.ORG
Created On: 02-Jul-1999 19: 18: 54 UTC)

BBC NEWS | UK | Cold winter due, says forecaster: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/3738824.stm

Usual pro vs. not-pro (ie: anyone not the Met Office) spat, but with an absolutely stunning statement from the Met Office:

When asked what the Met Office forecast could be for winter, he said: “We expect temperatures to drop in winter”.

Superb.

BBspot – Which OS Are You?: http://bbspot.com/News/2003/01/os_quiz.php

Apparently, I’m Apple DOS 3.1, which confuses me no end. Oddly, that’s often the effect I have on other people when I try to explain things and get over-enthusiastic…

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Which OS are You?

Ananova – New lollipop doesn’t melt : http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1126814.html?menu=news.scienceanddiscovery

Now that’s properly applied science !